Big Gibby Tex hall of famer Total Posts: 8655
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03-22-12 08:54 AM - Post#1417753
It's casual Thursday, and a jersey themed deal of some sort, and there are a bunch of chicks walking around the office in their little tight jeans, jersey's and hats. I wanna bone all of them right now, and I kinda need to throw up.
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03-22-12 09:31 AM - Post#1417774
In response to cashman rulz
You may still have your beer goggles on too. Get a quick nap in, and let us know if you still feel the same.
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03-22-12 09:33 AM - Post#1417776
In response to cashman rulz
Pics?(of the girls)not you lol.
I wish there was a way I could snap a couple pics of some of these girls, and post them. Would be happy to, but I don't know how I could get away with that.
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03-22-12 09:44 AM - Post#1417781
In response to Big Gibby Tex
Pics?(of the girls)not you lol.
I wish there was a way I could snap a couple pics of some of these girls, and post them. Would be happy to, but I don't know how I could get away with that.
Point, say smile... and click.. pretty simple actually. Especially if you front it like, "oh, we're redoing the company yearbook pictures"... they will be confused, but will probably let you do it.
"Now, now, lay off Detroit. Them people is living in 'Mad Max' times." -Moe Syzlak
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03-22-12 09:46 AM - Post#1417784
In response to Kramer
What color are they?
I leave the site now, RIGHT NOW.
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03-22-12 09:53 AM - Post#1417785
In response to 442nd
Don't you have an iPhone? It's so easy. Pretend you're looking for reception. Snap a photo. Boom.
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03-22-12 09:56 AM - Post#1417786
In response to Tim-
We've been telling you that for weeks homie!
I leave the site now, RIGHT NOW.
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03-22-12 09:56 AM - Post#1417788
In response to Kramer
Pics?(of the girls)not you lol.
I wish there was a way I could snap a couple pics of some of these girls, and post them. Would be happy to, but I don't know how I could get away with that.
Point, say smile... and click.. pretty simple actually. Especially if you front it like, "oh, we're redoing the company yearbook pictures"... they will be confused, but will probably let you do it.
ROFL
I leave the site now, RIGHT NOW.
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03-22-12 09:59 AM - Post#1417789
In response to 442nd
We've been telling you that for weeks homie!
Me?
My iPhone isn't unlocked, so there's no point in bringing it anywhere except to the gym, or if I plan to go to a WiFi cafe.
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03-22-12 09:59 AM - Post#1417790
In response to Tim-
Don't you have an iPhone? It's so easy. Pretend you're looking for reception. Snap a photo. Boom.
I will see what I can do, but please see 442's post above.
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03-22-12 10:13 AM - Post#1417798
In response to Tim-
Pretend you're looking for reception. Snap a photo. Boom.
That actually is a good idea.
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03-22-12 10:21 AM - Post#1417801
In response to Kramer
Who was it that just got called into the HR office?
Oh yeah... Big Gibby Tex!
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03-22-12 10:40 AM - Post#1417810
In response to Peatycap
BGT -
You sound like you were rode hard and put away wet.
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03-22-12 10:53 AM - Post#1417818
In response to Ogie
BGT -
You sound like you were rode hard and put away wet.
That comes across as really odd to me, for you to say that to me.
I almost had this little blond bent over a few minutes ago. Had the phone out and was going with the casual "trying to find a good wifi connection" angle, but then quickly realized that was completely obvious. I will keep trying, but I know I am going to get labeled the office creep when this is said and done.
By the way, I just dry heaved a couple times in my trash can. I’m miserable. I'm just sitting here staring at my screen, with blood shot eyes and a hard on.
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03-22-12 10:59 AM - Post#1417822
In response to Tim-
We've been telling you that for weeks homie!
Me?
My iPhone isn't unlocked, so there's no point in bringing it anywhere except to the gym, or if I plan to go to a WiFi cafe.
What does "not unlocked" mean? iphone stops you from taking pictures?
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03-22-12 11:00 AM - Post#1417824
In response to 442nd
if you want a woman el guapo, you just take the woman!!!
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03-22-12 11:07 AM - Post#1417830
In response to Mike
That just went terribly wrong. I just got busted. I use the printer outside the office maybe twice a day. Today I have found reasons to print about 10 times already. They are all on to me. Not only did she turn and look right as I snapped the pic, but I forgot to mute or turn the phone all the way down, so she heard the picture taking click as well. Just awful... And I didn’t even get a decent pic of her.
Edited by Big Gibby Tex on 03-22-12 11:15 AM. Reason for edit: No reason given.
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03-22-12 11:10 AM - Post#1417831
In response to Big Gibby Tex
Godspeed, Gibby. You are risking your stellar reputation for the good of FC. Did you have to talk your way out of it to that young lady?
This thread is gold.
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