03-22-12 08:54 AM - Post#1417753    

It's casual Thursday, and a jersey themed deal of some sort, and there are a bunch of chicks walking around the office in their little tight jeans, jersey's and hats. I wanna bone all of them right now, and I kinda need to throw up.

03-22-12 09:05 AM - Post#1417760    

    In response to Big Gibby Tex

Pics?(of the girls)not you lol.

03-22-12 09:31 AM - Post#1417774    

    In response to cashman rulz

You may still have your beer goggles on too. Get a quick nap in, and let us know if you still feel the same.

"Now, now, lay off Detroit. Them people is living in 'Mad Max' times." -Moe Syzlak RIP To The King - Bob Probert 1965-2010

03-22-12 09:33 AM - Post#1417776    

    In response to cashman rulz

• cashman rulz Said:

I wish there was a way I could snap a couple pics of some of these girls, and post them. Would be happy to, but I don't know how I could get away with that.

03-22-12 09:43 AM - Post#1417780    

    In response to Big Gibby Tex

I miss Dallas.

03-22-12 09:44 AM - Post#1417781    

    In response to Big Gibby Tex

• Big Gibby Tex Said:

Point, say smile... and click.. pretty simple actually. Especially if you front it like, "oh, we're redoing the company yearbook pictures"... they will be confused, but will probably let you do it.

"Now, now, lay off Detroit. Them people is living in 'Mad Max' times." -Moe Syzlak RIP To The King - Bob Probert 1965-2010

03-22-12 09:46 AM - Post#1417784    

    In response to Kramer

What color are they?

I leave the site now, RIGHT NOW. I will not take a contact to you, if someone of u send a Email to me= hunting my headskin as i will take a call on police and send a United States Cops

03-22-12 09:53 AM - Post#1417785    

    In response to 442nd

Don't you have an iPhone? It's so easy. Pretend you're looking for reception. Snap a photo. Boom.

"It is not our fault that the world is bad, and we do not want to die changing it. We want to live- that is all." -Tadeusz Borowski

03-22-12 09:56 AM - Post#1417786    

    In response to Tim-

We've been telling you that for weeks homie!

I leave the site now, RIGHT NOW. I will not take a contact to you, if someone of u send a Email to me= hunting my headskin as i will take a call on police and send a United States Cops

03-22-12 09:56 AM - Post#1417788    

    In response to Kramer

• Kramer Said:

ROFL

I leave the site now, RIGHT NOW. I will not take a contact to you, if someone of u send a Email to me= hunting my headskin as i will take a call on police and send a United States Cops

03-22-12 09:59 AM - Post#1417789    

    In response to 442nd

• 442nd Said:

Me?

My iPhone isn't unlocked, so there's no point in bringing it anywhere except to the gym, or if I plan to go to a WiFi cafe.

"It is not our fault that the world is bad, and we do not want to die changing it. We want to live- that is all." -Tadeusz Borowski

03-22-12 09:59 AM - Post#1417790    

    In response to Tim-

• Tim- Said:

I will see what I can do, but please see 442's post above.

03-22-12 10:13 AM - Post#1417798    

    In response to Tim-

• Tim- Said:

That actually is a good idea.

"Now, now, lay off Detroit. Them people is living in 'Mad Max' times." -Moe Syzlak RIP To The King - Bob Probert 1965-2010

03-22-12 10:21 AM - Post#1417801    

    In response to Kramer

Who was it that just got called into the HR office?

Oh yeah... Big Gibby Tex!

03-22-12 10:40 AM - Post#1417810    

    In response to Peatycap

BGT -

You sound like you were rode hard and put away wet.

"Buy me a soda after the game."

03-22-12 10:53 AM - Post#1417818    

    In response to Ogie

• Ogie Said:

That comes across as really odd to me, for you to say that to me.

I almost had this little blond bent over a few minutes ago. Had the phone out and was going with the casual "trying to find a good wifi connection" angle, but then quickly realized that was completely obvious. I will keep trying, but I know I am going to get labeled the office creep when this is said and done.

By the way, I just dry heaved a couple times in my trash can. I’m miserable. I'm just sitting here staring at my screen, with blood shot eyes and a hard on.

03-22-12 10:59 AM - Post#1417822    

    In response to Tim-

• Tim- Said:

What does "not unlocked" mean? iphone stops you from taking pictures?

I leave the site now, RIGHT NOW. I will not take a contact to you, if someone of u send a Email to me= hunting my headskin as i will take a call on police and send a United States Cops

03-22-12 11:00 AM - Post#1417824    

    In response to 442nd

if you want a woman el guapo, you just take the woman!!!

03-22-12 11:07 AM - Post#1417830    

    In response to Mike

That just went terribly wrong. I just got busted. I use the printer outside the office maybe twice a day. Today I have found reasons to print about 10 times already. They are all on to me. Not only did she turn and look right as I snapped the pic, but I forgot to mute or turn the phone all the way down, so she heard the picture taking click as well. Just awful... And I didn’t even get a decent pic of her.





Edited by Big Gibby Tex on 03-22-12 11:15 AM. Reason for edit: No reason given.

03-22-12 11:10 AM - Post#1417831    

    In response to Big Gibby Tex

Godspeed, Gibby. You are risking your stellar reputation for the good of FC. Did you have to talk your way out of it to that young lady?

This thread is gold.

The man who passes the sentence should swing the sword.