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PuckRogue
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01-09-18 09:27 AM - Post#1708722    



Ever had a shocking revelation from the Mrs that you just couldn’t believe?

She was watching “The People vs OJ Simpson” last night and revealed that she thought that OJ was (is) innocent.

I had to ask a few times “like...seriously?”

-PR


 
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01-09-18 10:56 AM - Post#1708725    


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That's almost like finding out she secretly voted for Trump. You have to bang the stupid out of her tonight PR.
I see orange people.


 
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01-09-18 11:03 AM - Post#1708726    


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  • PuckRogue Said:
Ever had a shocking revelation from the Mrs that you just couldn’t believe?

She was watching “The People vs OJ Simpson” last night and revealed that she thought that OJ was (is) innocent.

I had to ask a few times “like...seriously?”

-PR



My wife believes in ghosts, which I find as equally plausible as OJs innocence.


"So I said, 'Listen pal, your car was upside down when we got here. And as for you grandmother, well she shouldn't have mouthed off to us.'" Homer Simpson




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PuckRogue
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01-09-18 12:03 PM - Post#1708730    


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That's almost like finding out she secretly voted for Trump. You have to bang the stupid out of her tonight PR.



LOL!

-PR


 
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01-09-18 12:32 PM - Post#1708732    


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The most dumbfounding thing my wife has ever said was when we went to see Aerosmith live. Lenny Kravitz opened and she wanted to see him. When Aerosmith came out for their encore they played Dream On. She looked at me and said "They sing this song?"
Thankfully that's about the dumbest thing she's ever said to me, after "I do."


 
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01-09-18 12:51 PM - Post#1708733    


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My wife thought George Zimmerman was a murderer. I had to divorce her.
 
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01-11-18 06:14 AM - Post#1708772    


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Kinda like me finding out through wifey`s wine drinking friend that wifey had spent a night or two with Matt Dillon while back packing through Italy with her friend back in the mid-late 90`s..
She thought I`d be less than happy as to why she never told me.. I told her, "no worries, everyone goes slummin` once in a while"...
C29

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01-11-18 08:16 PM - Post#1708812    


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  • COCHRANE29 Said:
Kinda like me finding out through wifey`s wine drinking friend that wifey had spent a night or two with Matt Dillon while back packing through Italy with her friend back in the mid-late 90`s..
She thought I`d be less than happy as to why she never told me.. I told her, "no worries, everyone goes slummin` once in a while"...



Matt Dillon the actor or Matt Dillon the poster? Inquiring minds want to know.
"I may be an emotional cripple but am becoming a strong, burly fucking hunk of a man."

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01-11-18 09:02 PM - Post#1708816    


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Walked right into that one...

C29

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01-12-18 09:48 AM - Post#1708828    


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LOL, yeah kind of a soft ball. My apologies.
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01-12-18 09:54 AM - Post#1708829    


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Sheriff Matt Dillon. She's really, really old. I hear Festus was involved.


 
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01-12-18 11:16 AM - Post#1708839    


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  • haymaker36 Said:
  • COCHRANE29 Said:
Kinda like me finding out through wifey`s wine drinking friend that wifey had spent a night or two with Matt Dillon while back packing through Italy with her friend back in the mid-late 90`s..
She thought I`d be less than happy as to why she never told me.. I told her, "no worries, everyone goes slummin` once in a while"...



Matt Dillon the actor or Matt Dillon the poster? Inquiring minds want to know.



LMAO! I was going to ask, too...but...OUCH

-PR


 
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