So my brother is getting married in January, and I'm bored so I looked at the registry.
What the fuck?
Who actually wants
a bread maker? YOU'LL NEVER USE IT.
They asked for a pasta maker and
a ravioli maker?! I get it, she's Italian, but come on. And a pasta drying rack? WTF!!!!!!!
A Belgian waffle maker? Who the fuck makes waffles? Buy Eggos.
A plastic spaghetti server AND a wooden spaghetti server? Dude you don't run an orphanage!!
They asked for two
They want 8 sets of flatware, 8 sets of dinnerware, but their table holds 6. ARGHHHHHHHH
And honestly, probably worst of all, they're asking for this: http://slimages.macys.com/is/image/MCY/products /5/...
Yes, that is a bowl that holds chips and
dip. I'm going to kill myself.
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