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Peatycap
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12-07-12 11:07 AM - Post#1491189    



As most of us married men know, the BJ frequency tends to decrease post-marriage. I personally still get one every now and then... and she's a trooper at finishing me off with one following a good fukk session.

As for the lingus, like BJs, it's less than before we got married. Here's the kicker, I've become more concerned about cleanliness than before I was married. My balls stink after 2 hours post-shower. And while my wife is a beautiful woman in my eyes, I'm not much on munching on the carpet following a full day of oven baking. She has no issues down yonder. But I still require a quick shower/rinse off before I go muff diving. I know it takes some of the passion out of it (no spontaneity). But I make up for it... well, I think!

I'm sure the single guys will all have a good laugh at this.

Hanny is a dirty fukker... he'd probably lick his unborn son on the head if his wife would let him.


 
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12-07-12 11:14 AM - Post#1491192    


    In response to Peatycap

My wife refuses to let me eat unless she's had a shower first. She makes me shower before she goes down.
Having Mexicans around totally kicks f-ing ass. - Cartman


 
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12-07-12 11:24 AM - Post#1491194    


    In response to bean

I prefer it a little sweaty and meaty, but my wife wont allow it. has to rinse first. As we get older I think we tend to stink more, so we are more aware of our rankness.
"Funny thing about weekends when your unemployed...they don't mean quite so much"


 
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12-07-12 11:29 AM - Post#1491196    


    In response to bean

You have to shower before you go down? Geesh, picky broad.

Big Don: "I eat the pussy, I eat the butt, I eat everyfuckinthaang" -Big D from True Romance

"Now, now, lay off Detroit. Them people is living in 'Mad Max' times." -Moe Syzlak

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12-07-12 11:41 AM - Post#1491199    


    In response to Kramer

I am down there every chance I get. Love it.

-PR
Bee-dee Bee-dee Bee-dee


 
Kramer
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12-07-12 11:58 AM - Post#1491209    


    In response to PuckRogue

No issues here, and don't need all kinds of primping, like the man says you smoke enough whatever, or drink enough whatever, the inhibitions go away.

Now when you say you don't get BJ's as much, is that a stright up bj, or even foreplay BJ's? If the latter, man, that sucks. I still get my dick sucked always at the beginning, or as a solo act, and i'm an old fuck.
"Now, now, lay off Detroit. Them people is living in 'Mad Max' times." -Moe Syzlak

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Peatycap
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12-07-12 12:10 PM - Post#1491223    


    In response to Kramer

Ha. In the context of sekks, it's a regular occurrence... starting, finishing or in between. She's a good girl when it comes to that. Now the random BJ, outside of sekks, those are fewer and further in between these days. Sucks...


 
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12-07-12 12:23 PM - Post#1491236    


    In response to Peatycap

I like a shower before but I will go for if not!
 
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12-07-12 12:51 PM - Post#1491267    


    In response to Lets Drop Em

A most revealing day on the old FC.I love it.Celibacy stinks for damn sure.
piss in your head


 
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12-07-12 01:08 PM - Post#1491283    


    In response to unclepooch

I like just a hint of musk when munching box.Hate when you gotta pull a u-turn at the belly button.
 
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12-07-12 01:13 PM - Post#1491287    


    In response to unclepooch

I got lucky, I guess. I get free-standing head more often than sex itself. I've told my wife about the lack of bj complaints from guys on here and she just shakes her head and says your wives don't know what they're missing. Some times all I have to do is say "Can I have a blow job?" Of course, our daughter has to be in bed for the evening.
She won't let me go down on her without taking a shower first. I try to return the favor, especially if I've taken a shit recent, but she doesn't require it.


 
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12-07-12 01:31 PM - Post#1491304    


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  • Jax Said:
Some times all I have to do is say "Can I have a blow job?"



It moved...


 
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12-07-12 01:34 PM - Post#1491307    


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LOL

-PR
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12-07-12 01:35 PM - Post#1491309    


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I can't explain it. When we started dating she was one of those "Eewwwwwwwww! I don't do that!" girls.


 
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12-07-12 01:41 PM - Post#1491315    


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Umm, yeah, sure Jax. :Cough:class whore:Cough:

"Now, now, lay off Detroit. Them people is living in 'Mad Max' times." -Moe Syzlak

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12-07-12 01:43 PM - Post#1491317    


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I always thought it was strange that she went off to college for a few years and came back living to suck dick. It's almost as if she took a class in it or something.


 
Peatycap
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12-07-12 01:46 PM - Post#1491319    


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  • Jax Said:
I always thought it was strange that she went off to college for a few years and came back living to suck dick. It's almost as if she took a class in it or something.




Clearly, she was practicing FOR YOU!


 
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12-07-12 01:51 PM - Post#1491323    


    In response to Peatycap

I better stop. Someone might come along and call me ill for speaking so disrespectfully of my wife.
I do love and respect her immensely. She just happens to be a whore between the the sheets.


 
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12-07-12 01:57 PM - Post#1491326    


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  • Peatycap Said:
  • Jax Said:
I always thought it was strange that she went off to college for a few years and came back living to suck dick. It's almost as if she took a class in it or something.




Clearly, she was practicing FOR YOU!



"Now, now, lay off Detroit. Them people is living in 'Mad Max' times." -Moe Syzlak

RIP To The King - Bob Probert 1965-2010


 
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12-07-12 02:48 PM - Post#1491339    


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I'm waiting for Juha to opine
 
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