As most of us married men know, the BJ frequency tends to decrease post-marriage. I personally still get one every now and then... and she's a trooper at finishing me off with one following a good fukk session.
As for the lingus, like BJs, it's less than before we got married. Here's the kicker, I've become more concerned about cleanliness than before I was married. My balls stink after 2 hours post-shower. And while my wife is a beautiful woman in my eyes, I'm not much on munching on the carpet following a full day of oven baking. She has no issues down yonder. But I still require a quick shower/rinse off before I go muff diving. I know it takes some of the passion out of it (no spontaneity). But I make up for it... well, I think!
I'm sure the single guys will all have a good laugh at this.
Hanny is a dirty fukker... he'd probably lick his unborn son on the head if his wife would let him.
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I prefer it a little sweaty and meaty, but my wife wont allow it. has to rinse first. As we get older I think we tend to stink more, so we are more aware of our rankness.
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Kramer Moderator Total Posts: 36390 Average Post Ranks%: User Rank%:
No issues here, and don't need all kinds of primping, like the man says you smoke enough whatever, or drink enough whatever, the inhibitions go away.
Now when you say you don't get BJ's as much, is that a stright up bj, or even foreplay BJ's? If the latter, man, that sucks. I still get my dick sucked always at the beginning, or as a solo act, and i'm an old fuck.
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Peatycap Moderator Total Posts: 26196 Average Post Ranks%: User Rank%:
Ha. In the context of sekks, it's a regular occurrence... starting, finishing or in between. She's a good girl when it comes to that. Now the random BJ, outside of sekks, those are fewer and further in between these days. Sucks...
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I got lucky, I guess. I get free-standing head more often than sex itself. I've told my wife about the lack of bj complaints from guys on here and she just shakes her head and says your wives don't know what they're missing. Some times all I have to do is say "Can I have a blow job?" Of course, our daughter has to be in bed for the evening.
She won't let me go down on her without taking a shower first. I try to return the favor, especially if I've taken a shit recent, but she doesn't require it.
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I always thought it was strange that she went off to college for a few years and came back living to suck dick. It's almost as if she took a class in it or something.
Peatycap Moderator Total Posts: 26196 Average Post Ranks%: User Rank%:
I always thought it was strange that she went off to college for a few years and came back living to suck dick. It's almost as if she took a class in it or something.
Clearly, she was practicing FOR YOU!
Jax Moderator Total Posts: 10325 Average Post Ranks%: User Rank%:
I better stop. Someone might come along and call me ill for speaking so disrespectfully of my wife.
I do love and respect her immensely. She just happens to be a whore between the the sheets.
Kramer Moderator Total Posts: 36390 Average Post Ranks%: User Rank%:
I always thought it was strange that she went off to college for a few years and came back living to suck dick. It's almost as if she took a class in it or something.
Clearly, she was practicing FOR YOU!
"Now, now, lay off Detroit. Them people is living in 'Mad Max' times." -Moe Syzlak
RIP To The King - Bob Probert 1965-2010
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