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Pete
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01-16-13 01:55 PM - Post#1499342    



Guy steps out of a moving subway car to drop a deuce! WTF

http://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/4-5-6-trai n-d...

Man Hit by Subway After Defecating Between Cars
By Shimon Prokupecz, Jonathan Dienst and Tracie Strahan | Wednesday, Jan 16, 2013

One man is dead, another seriously injured after two separate subway accidents that put a screeching halt to the rush hour commute. Gus Rosendale reports.

Police say a 31-year-old man defecating between cars on the uptown 6 train was killed when he fell onto the tracks and was struck by the train he was riding.

Witnesses tell police the victim had been defecating between the cars when he fell just after 4 p.m. as the train was leaving the 125th Street station.

In a separate incident minutes earlier across the same platform, police say a 50-year-old homeless man was seen climbing out of the Bronx-bound 5 express track, injured and bleeding.

Police say the man had a broken pelvis and gashes. He told police he's not sure what happened, and was taken to Harlem Hospital.

The circumstances surrounding that incident are unclear. Service on the 4, 5, and 6 trains was restored Tuesday night after earlier delays and disruptions.

"The platform was just packed with people," one rider said. "It didn't look good for anybody down there."
 
Johnny_Upton
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01-16-13 02:38 PM - Post#1499359    


    In response to Pete

Shit
It was down in Louisiana,
Just about a mile from Texarkana,
In them old cotton fields back home.


 
TGR32
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01-16-13 03:45 PM - Post#1499375    


    In response to Pete

I hate to say but the year is still young and I'm sure there are a few candidates out there somewhere who will top this.


 
ChiBoyinLA
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01-16-13 03:50 PM - Post#1499381    


    In response to Johnny_Upton

When you gotta go . . .
"It's what you learn after you know it all that counts." -- John Wooden


 
taz
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01-16-13 06:11 PM - Post#1499415    


    In response to ChiBoyinLA

Obama wins this one running away.
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Reading Johnz's inane homer posts...Priceless


 
slickpuck
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01-16-13 07:18 PM - Post#1499439    


    In response to taz

Reader comment from the link:

"The #6 line, huh? Maybe he should have been taking #2..."
RIP #40



 
Tim-
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01-16-13 08:38 PM - Post#1499465    


    In response to slickpuck

What a shitty way to die.
"It is not our fault that the world is bad, and we do not want to die changing it. We want to live- that is all."

-Tadeusz Borowski


 
Arctaurus
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01-16-13 09:07 PM - Post#1499476    


    In response to Tim-

Meh, Shit Happens
We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
For he to-day that sheds his blood with me
Shall be my brother; be he ne'er so vile,
This day shall gentle his condition.

Henry V - Shakespeare


 
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01-16-13 09:18 PM - Post#1499483    


    In response to Arctaurus

Shit just got real
Germany, it's like Wisconsin only with a really bad past.


 
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01-16-13 09:36 PM - Post#1499493    


    In response to FreezingTexan

What a poopy head.
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01-17-13 01:00 PM - Post#1499702    


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I guess there's nothing left to do but dump the body in grave.
"He shaved his head and shed his gloom...."


 
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