Tim-
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01-20-13 02:17 AM - Post#1500401
My girl flew from Spain to go to my brother's wedding. And she let me put it in her butt.
First time for me.
It was awesome.
And my brother is married now! A great day all around. First time I've seen all of my family in one place, together, and happy.
My dad got very drunk and professed his love to everyone. Lightweight.
My brother got very drunk in the after party, drinking Malibu (lol)
His wife(holy shit!) got drunk too, and had a great time. She was gorgeous. And she didn't cry that much.
My mom was all tears, but she kept it together.
A great party, everyone's happy, and I now have a sister! Very happy right now!! 
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Lets Drop Em
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01-20-13 05:30 AM - Post#1500405
In response to Tim-
You had me at "she let me in her butt!"
CONGRATS!
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FreezingTexan
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01-20-13 05:33 AM - Post#1500406
In response to Lets Drop Em
Lmao it is nice but tonight I was told to fuck her in any hole I chose. I chose all 3
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KyleFreadrich43
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01-20-13 07:43 AM - Post#1500415
In response to FreezingTexan
Is she an ATM machine?
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phantomenforcer
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01-20-13 08:54 AM - Post#1500424
In response to FreezingTexan
Lmao it is nice but tonight I was told to fuck her in any hole I chose. I chose all 3
Remember, the order in which you fuck the holes is the true measure of a gentleman.
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Tim-
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01-20-13 09:05 AM - Post#1500429
In response to phantomenforcer
I like ATMs, except for the fees, and that prostitutes complain about the taste.
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01-20-13 09:47 AM - Post#1500442
In response to Tim-
I don't honestly get the appeal of putting it up a girls ass. But hey, whatever floats your boat.
We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
For he to-day that sheds his blood with me
Shall be my brother; be he ne'er so vile,
This day shall gentle his condition.
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FreezingTexan
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01-20-13 09:50 AM - Post#1500447
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Lol the proper order is pussy, mouth, pussy, ass. No ATM for any girl I'm doing.
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FreezingTexan
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01-20-13 10:07 AM - Post#1500457
In response to Peatycap
Very tight
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FreezingTexan
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01-20-13 10:11 AM - Post#1500461
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Oh and Tim, CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!
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01-20-13 01:31 PM - Post#1500557
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Does she go to Stanford and have cancer?
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01-20-13 01:38 PM - Post#1500561
In response to steeles21
Does she go to Stanford and have cancer?
awesome
Devils John Madden being interviewed:
Interviewer- How does it feel to cover Gomez?
Madden- I don't know. I don't cover 3rd line centers.
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Tim-
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01-20-13 01:50 PM - Post#1500573
In response to Knuckles2
Thanks FT. It was followed by the best post-coital cigarette of my life.
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01-20-13 01:51 PM - Post#1500575
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Does she go to Stanford and have cancer?
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01-20-13 01:56 PM - Post#1500583
In response to Tim-
Lmao Tim those always are the best postcoital cigs. Usually because it happens so rarely but this chick I'm doing is freaky and awesome now lol. Yay for long term boring relationships
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01-20-13 02:24 PM - Post#1500596
In response to FreezingTexan
She is from Spain?.....Hairy asshole?...... 
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Tim-
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01-20-13 02:29 PM - Post#1500600
In response to Baldridge
No. Haha. Gross. If I got a girl naked and she had a hairy asshole, I'd leave.
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01-20-13 02:34 PM - Post#1500606
In response to Tim-
Lmao
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