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Tim-
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01-20-13 02:17 AM - Post#1500401    



My girl flew from Spain to go to my brother's wedding. And she let me put it in her butt.

First time for me.

It was awesome.

And my brother is married now! A great day all around. First time I've seen all of my family in one place, together, and happy.

My dad got very drunk and professed his love to everyone. Lightweight.

My brother got very drunk in the after party, drinking Malibu (lol)

His wife(holy shit!) got drunk too, and had a great time. She was gorgeous. And she didn't cry that much.

My mom was all tears, but she kept it together.

A great party, everyone's happy, and I now have a sister! Very happy right now!!
"It is not our fault that the world is bad, and we do not want to die changing it. We want to live- that is all."

-Tadeusz Borowski


 
Lets Drop Em
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01-20-13 05:30 AM - Post#1500405    


    In response to Tim-

You had me at "she let me in her butt!"


CONGRATS!
 
FreezingTexan
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01-20-13 05:33 AM - Post#1500406    


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Lmao it is nice but tonight I was told to fuck her in any hole I chose. I chose all 3
Germany, it's like Wisconsin only with a really bad past.


 
KyleFreadrich43
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01-20-13 07:43 AM - Post#1500415    


    In response to FreezingTexan

Is she an ATM machine?
"I don't want to call him scared, but Worrell always seemed to avoid me." -Kyle Freadrich


 
phantomenforcer
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01-20-13 08:54 AM - Post#1500424    


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  • FreezingTexan Said:
Lmao it is nice but tonight I was told to fuck her in any hole I chose. I chose all 3



Remember, the order in which you fuck the holes is the true measure of a gentleman.
 
Tim-
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01-20-13 09:05 AM - Post#1500429    


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I like ATMs, except for the fees, and that prostitutes complain about the taste.
"It is not our fault that the world is bad, and we do not want to die changing it. We want to live- that is all."

-Tadeusz Borowski


 
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01-20-13 09:47 AM - Post#1500442    


    In response to Tim-

I don't honestly get the appeal of putting it up a girls ass. But hey, whatever floats your boat.
We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
For he to-day that sheds his blood with me
Shall be my brother; be he ne'er so vile,
This day shall gentle his condition.

Henry V - Shakespeare


 
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01-20-13 09:50 AM - Post#1500447    


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Lol the proper order is pussy, mouth, pussy, ass. No ATM for any girl I'm doing.
Germany, it's like Wisconsin only with a really bad past.


 
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01-20-13 10:02 AM - Post#1500455    


    In response to FreezingTexan

It's tight...................


 
FreezingTexan
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01-20-13 10:07 AM - Post#1500457    


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Very tight
Germany, it's like Wisconsin only with a really bad past.


 
FreezingTexan
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01-20-13 10:11 AM - Post#1500461    


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Oh and Tim, CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!
Germany, it's like Wisconsin only with a really bad past.


 
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01-20-13 10:39 AM - Post#1500474    


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Sodomite! Fornicator! Cue Johnz and his moral compass....
 
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01-20-13 01:31 PM - Post#1500557    


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Does she go to Stanford and have cancer?
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01-20-13 01:38 PM - Post#1500561    


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Does she go to Stanford and have cancer?



awesome
Devils John Madden being interviewed:
Interviewer- How does it feel to cover Gomez?
Madden- I don't know. I don't cover 3rd line centers.


 
Tim-
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01-20-13 01:50 PM - Post#1500573    


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Thanks FT. It was followed by the best post-coital cigarette of my life.
"It is not our fault that the world is bad, and we do not want to die changing it. We want to live- that is all."

-Tadeusz Borowski


 
Tim-
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01-20-13 01:51 PM - Post#1500575    


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Does she go to Stanford and have cancer?



no
"It is not our fault that the world is bad, and we do not want to die changing it. We want to live- that is all."

-Tadeusz Borowski


 
FreezingTexan
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01-20-13 01:56 PM - Post#1500583    


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Lmao Tim those always are the best postcoital cigs. Usually because it happens so rarely but this chick I'm doing is freaky and awesome now lol. Yay for long term boring relationships
Germany, it's like Wisconsin only with a really bad past.


 
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01-20-13 02:24 PM - Post#1500596    


    In response to FreezingTexan

She is from Spain?.....Hairy asshole?......

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Tim-
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01-20-13 02:29 PM - Post#1500600    


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No. Haha. Gross. If I got a girl naked and she had a hairy asshole, I'd leave.
"It is not our fault that the world is bad, and we do not want to die changing it. We want to live- that is all."

-Tadeusz Borowski


 
FreezingTexan
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01-20-13 02:34 PM - Post#1500606    


    In response to Tim-

Lmao
Germany, it's like Wisconsin only with a really bad past.


 
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