I took my kids to this magic show last weekend and my older son was sitting with a bunch of his friends in front of us. They were sitting behind this hayseed Indiana couple and their 3 daughters, the guy was wearing his ballcap and hunting jacket at a school sponsored event. Anyways, my son and his friends were yelling out stuff and just being loud and Joe Sporty Nuts in front of them was getting really annoyed and asking them to keep it down.
I guess my son yelled out at the magician, and called him a "turd burglar". More than once apparantly. So I can hear the hunter Dad turn around, visibly annoyed, and he sounds almost like Hank Hill, and says "hey fella. Please dont use words like turd burglar in front of my girls". So my wife was really embarassed and I told my son to keep it down and actually ended up moving him from his row into ours. And then my wife lays into me that I taught him the word turd burglar because no other kid would say that (meaning, 2nd graders). I vehemently denied it. And I suddenly remembered, in "Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules", one of the kids calls the other a turd burglar. So I brought that up to my wife, but she doesnt believe me.
So I just looked up under Urban Dictionary, "Turd Burglar" and got back the following definitions (kinda funny actually):
"1. Turd Burglar
When you finally find an empty public restroom for a dump so massive that it requires complete solitude for the deposit....and then someone walks in.(especially at your office/work place)
Just as I was about to 'release the beast', some turd buglar entered the bathroom causing my sphincter to snap shut!
2. Turd Burglar
In Quebec, the thief who follows the first burglar and the second burglar.
We arrested de first two burglars, but de turd burglar got away.
3. Turd Burglar
yet another word for gay men
jeez joe is a turd burglar!!"
