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06-16-17 10:04 AM - Post#1700907    


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Wow! Another transcript from the I hate Tom Brady Support Group.

Facilitator: Welcome back guys. I wanted to welcome some new members but my understanding is that the Chicago Members have been having a really hard time emotionally. They keep calling my emergency number 1-800 getoveritcupcakes.

(Name Withheld aka "The Lawyer") Well doc..he keeps doing it. He won't stop posting after I post. I know the second I stop he's going to claim he won.

Facilitator: Will the world end if you just stop?

(Name Withheld aka "The Lawyer") Well the last time it happened, I cried for days. I just rolled up in a ball and cried. I held onto my Bears teddy bear and cried my eyes out. I wish I could just scratch this mean man's eyes out!

(Name Withheld aka "The Plagiarist") Well I had had enough so I finally fought back.

Facilitator: What brought this on?

(Name Withheld aka "The Plagiarist") Well I keep having those fantasies about Tom Brady wearing a Bears jersey and Uggs and the cheesy 70's music and then this Pat's fan claimed he played a trick on us. He claims he suckered us into doing all this. He claimed he pushes our buttons.

That can't be true can't it?

Facilitator: I hate to break this to you guys. But Pat's fans are very sick people. They have a very sick senses of humor. They enjoy watching you get upset over the Pat's success. The madder you get about it the more these sicko's enjoy it.

I want you all to remember what I taught you in how to cope with these fans. Deny it all....its okay. We're emotionally weak and that's okay. Create a false fantasy that they cheated and when responding to them use the *.

Although this has been less effective in recent years because they keep winning. They've won 2 out of the last 3 and now it seems to just roll off of them without any effect.

Now what did you do to get back at this Pat's fan who suckered you into all of this?

(Name Withheld aka "The Plagiarist") Well I gave him a lecture and told him that its pretty sad he is so alone on this site.

Facilitator: And what he do?

(Name Withheld aka "The Plagiarist") He said he was happy for me. He said he was glad a bunch of emotionally weak grown men could form a support group like this and cope with their weaknesses.

That they could find strength in each other.

He said he didn't need that since his team won all the time and he wished us luck with our crying and hugging.

Facilitator: People...I want you to understand something. These Pats fans look down at us. They think we're a bunch of crybabies for all our whining and crying and supporting each other in our emotional weaknesses. they laugh at us. They mock us. The angrier we get...the funnier it is to them. To them we are just the butt end of a joke.

But I tell you. It takes strong men to get together and cry over our football teams fortunes. We don't have that luxury of winning like they do.

Now let's pair off and hug and have a good cry. I want you to cry this Pat's fan out of your mind.




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06-27-17 07:11 PM - Post#1701464    


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In a positive and very uplifting story, Tom Brady was voted #1 by his peers.

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2718239-tom- bra...

There will be a lot of crying and hugging in the support group tonight.
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07-04-17 10:24 PM - Post#1701710    


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Wow the Manning crime family is at it again....

http://www.weei.com/blogs/weei/former-col ts-offens...

Many have suspected the Colts of bending the rules over the years, and now there's actually some proof.

In an Indianapolis Star profile of former Colts offensive lineman Tarik Glenn, he revealed the Colts had a system in place to deal with crowd noise on the road, which helped Peyton Manning when he was a rookie in 1998.

“We were playing on the road, it might have been Peyton’s rookie year, and it was really loud,” Glenn told the paper. “Peyton [Manning] hadn’t mastered the silent count, so [former offensive line coach] Howard Mudd had us wearing these hearing aids that were supposed to muffle the crowd while projecting the quarterback’s voice.”

Of course, any type of hearing aid would be illegal.

This isn't the first time the Colts have been associated with illegal activity when it comes to crowd noise. In 2012 they were suspected of pumping in crowd noise to the RCA Dome.

It's unlikely anything will actually come of this, but it's worth wondering how long the Colts were participating in such behavior."

In Payton's case, he's a repeat offender, between having his wife inject him with HGH, or going to europe for a procedure banned here in the states,

Where is Ted Well's?

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07-10-17 03:41 PM - Post#1701888    


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Wow! Apparently Tom Brady also won the Stanley Cup this year.



Not only is he the only QB in the history of the game to win 5 SB's....but he's also the only one to have won the Stanley Cup!!!!
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07-10-17 03:43 PM - Post#1701889    


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http://ftw.usatoday.com/2017/07/nfl-brian-bos worth...

Nice little story about how stupid Broncos fans are.
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07-12-17 06:25 AM - Post#1701918    


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When Tom Brady woke up today, he still had 5 Superbowl Rings.....more than any other QB in the history of the game.
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07-12-17 05:30 PM - Post#1701930    


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  • TGR32 Said:
When Tom Brady woke up today, he still had 5 Superbowl Rings.....more than any other QB in the history of the game.



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07-12-17 05:44 PM - Post#1701933    


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And a shitload of extra money he stole from handicapped kids.
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07-12-17 09:48 PM - Post#1701938    


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Welcome back to the thread that's...WOOOOOOO! Causing all this! That's right the thread that's spawned support groups of grown men comforting each other to cope with this thread.

You guys are welcome anytime!!!!

And Bean......don't go back lying that you coming here was an accident....once is an accident....twice or more is surrender.


WOOOOOOOOO!
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07-13-17 04:59 PM - Post#1701956    


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As of this morning Tom Brady still had 5 SB's and one Stanley Cup.
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07-14-17 11:58 AM - Post#1701975    


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Currently.
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07-20-17 07:34 PM - Post#1702114    


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Just a few more days until Brady starts the drive for number 6!
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07-20-17 08:27 PM - Post#1702119    


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No surprise here but Brady was voted the greatest QB since 1978 by a panel at ESPN.

http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/200962 09/nfl-co...

He would have scored higher than #1 but apparently they let a brain dead moron on the panel. Even the East German judge couldn't derail the greatest of all time.



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07-21-17 11:54 AM - Post#1702132    


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I am really looking forward to seeing how well Brandon Cooks fits into the Offense.
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07-23-17 05:37 AM - Post#1702213    


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Wow! The Patriots were voted #1 Badass team in the NFL! Can't say that I disagree.

http://www.csnne.com/new-england-patriots/ poll-ran...

However there was some hating bias in this poll with Brady falling to #6.

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08-03-17 05:03 PM - Post#1702571    


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Happy Birthday TB12!!!!!

Looking forward to another SB....btw I heard another team is looking for a new QB already. That must suck....1st week of training camp and your season is already over.

Its like being a Bears fan.
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